Anonymous asked:

i have friends who have said i kinda take after longbottom, but i dunno. good for them i guess. though i do have a lovely bum if i do say so myself. though hey, even though i'm not sophie, if you're keen on her, you should so totally hit her up. look at me, saying silly things anonymously. mkay. i'ma go now so have a super night you cutiepie <3 and congrats on all the sex again!

lifeisonegrandsong answered:

oh my god it is Sophie anonymously and subtly professing her love for me on the internet

TAKE ME NOW MY MERMAID HAIRED LOVER

I SWEAR IT’S NOT ME BUT I ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL LETS BE LOVERS!

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

three-patch-problem3:

ishouldntbeallowedoutinpublic:

who-lock-loki-lover:

amhil-has-thoughts:

riddleswithtom:

hatalie:

9 has no time for your philosophizing.

nine is tired of your crap

Nine was the sassiest. 

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to scroll past this gifset without reblogging.

Can we also appreciate Rose please? She’s like his back up sassyness and being all “Bitch please, not today.”

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

image

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

impalapond asked:

the ones that end in 9 :)

Ok!

9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? Wow, that was a good start - getting straight into it! No, I have not done either

19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
Yes :3

29. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
Yes I fucking am #skilled

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
Nope

49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
Ha! There was an incident with a coat hanger which we do not need to go into detail (however it does make much more sense when explained I promise)

59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
Yep. More than a year

69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 position,only from masturbating a certain way).
Nope I’m versatile apparently.

79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
I think I currently have a friend with benefits and yes that makes them current?

89. Have you ever had sex during “7 minutes in heaven”?
Are we sure that “7 minutes in heaven” isn’t just a myth? Because that has never even been on the table for me

99. Do you like masturbation?
Who the fuck doesn’t?

Thankyou that was fun! :D