Basically, I am hilarious and amazing (and modest). That pretty much says it all. Welcome to the inside of my head :)

 

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

(Source: natural-charisma)

This is how I feel when:

laugh-addict:

 someone likes my post:

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someone reblogs my post:

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get a bunch of new followers:

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when i get a message:

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and when a follower says i’m cute:

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(Source: yourstrulyt)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

dt-rex:

jaredhower:

my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional

Why is this so fucking accurate 

(Source: isaacedlahey)

jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender

ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.

(Source: theboysofwinterfell)

brendonbrandon:

jellyfishonanescalator:

ihaveavaginajustsaying:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Guys.

It’s a book mark that marks your spot in the book.

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But wont the elastic bend the book?

only if your book is a fucking pansy

tuucker:

isis-:

noahstillsversustheworld:

everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing

and I sit here like

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Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured shit

(Source: 8bitmeow)

nerdfighter13812:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

I’m a Christian and I approve this message.

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

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I’m sorry